Ork Thought for the Day

"Travellin' through space is boring. Well, boring unless da hulk yer on is full of dem gene-sneakers, or a base fer da chaos ladz wiv da spikes, or already has Boyz on it. Or if humie lootas come callin', thats always good fer a bit a sport. Or unless yer hav a mutiny or two to pass the time, or unless strange fings start happenin', which dey usually do when yer out in da warp.

One time we had some bloody great ugly fing come straingt out of Weird Lugwort's 'ed! It butchered half da lads, that was pretty entertainin'. Come ter fink of it, space is a pretty good larf. And that's before yer find yerself a nice new world ta crush!" - Bigmaw, Ork Runtherd (Ork Codex)